- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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