what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Denard Robinson

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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