who do we all like george goodburn

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Anti Joke

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