- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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