So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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