- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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