A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Obama

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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