What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Anti Joke

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