What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Heskey time.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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