- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.