- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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