- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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