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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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