- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Chuck Norris.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Dwarf Shortage

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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