Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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ure mama's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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