- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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