- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

This is a joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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