- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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