- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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