Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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i hate non minorities!

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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