- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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