What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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