What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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