- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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