- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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