- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Good afternoon.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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