chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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