What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Anti Joke

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