Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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