- Anti Joke

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

It got hit by a rocket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4