- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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