- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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