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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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