Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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