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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Okay, after this one then...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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