How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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