Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

thumb_up thumb_down -6

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

thumb_up thumb_down -6

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops