What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

I have a horse.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

My Boyfriend

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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