- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Gay republicans

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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