- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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