- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

i have two hands.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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