- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

I'm HIV positive.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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