yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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