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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Sam Hengal.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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