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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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