I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

So a bar walks into a man...

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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