you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Your mom.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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