- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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