- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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