Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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