did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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