- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Sixty... eight

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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