- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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