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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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