- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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