- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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