What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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