- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's blue? The sky.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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