- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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