have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

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