Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Jeff

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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TOP KEK

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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