How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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