Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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