- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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