Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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