- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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