- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

I love alchohol!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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