If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why am I writing this...im bored

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Women's rights

Whats brown a sticky, shit

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

You were born.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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