Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

kieran is a homosexual

call me maybe.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

guess what what ...

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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