- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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