- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Pickles

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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