So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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