If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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