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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Who wants water? I do.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

The 80's called. They need their couch back.