Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Cripples are lame.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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