Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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