Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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read this sentence again.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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