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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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