"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Tunechi

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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