- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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