Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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