Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Once upon a time a was born

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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