- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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