Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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