Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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