- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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