Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Obama = ebola

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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