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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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