- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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