Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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