You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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The New York Giants

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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