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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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