- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Who is it?

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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