- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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