- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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