- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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