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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What is better than life? Nothing.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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