Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

penisvaginaorgasm

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What would u like to drink?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...