- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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