- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Arrow in the Knee!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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