What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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