- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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