why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

black people

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

flavin's head

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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