What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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